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Got muscle relaxers. My doctor thinks my back pain is the same as the back pain I had seven years ago which was diagnosed as psychosomatic. Who's the crazy bitch now? Well, still me.

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Did Venus Go Commando?

No, it was a flesh-colored leotard, but still, good for her. Women's underwear is an oppressive tool of the patriarchy.

Hahahaha.

johncmayer: I can safely say the US run of the Battle Studies tour is going to be INSANE. Why? One word. Squibs.

johncmayer: You are all Harry Potter nerds. SQUIBS are blood packs that fire off under someone's clothes. RIP that joke, gone AND forgotten.